Most days... I wish I was thinner...
But then I realize that I would have to give up my gluttonous eating habits--and I'm just not willing to do that.
Lunch=Soft shell chicken taco, tatar tots & coconut cupcake. Dinner=Tuna & cheese sandwich, onion rings & a Diet coke.
So... damn... good.
Luckily, photoshop will help me lie to my posterity about my physique.
Booster, that might be the best solution. Fake your way through life now, and let the lies be told later.
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