Guilty Pleasures.

Jessie's Girl = Ultimate Guilty Pleasure. 

Bobby and I are competing on "Celebrity Apprentice!!!!"

Just kidding. Our celebrity look-a-likes are.

Bobby is often told he looks like Clay Aiken (much to his chagrin).

Complete strangers will often Bobby and say:
"Do you know who you look like!? Clay -"
STAB!
(Naturally, we kill the person before s/he can finish the sentence.)


I have been told I look like Debbie Gibson, twice.

Odd Man Out

Yes, Bobby will kill me for posting this.

CHRISTMAS PAJAMAS!!!!

Important Lesson

Tonight, the James family learned an important lesson.

DO NOT GET EXPANDING FOAM ON YOUR HAND!!!!

Mr. James was doing a little maintenance which resulted in his hands becoming Level 10 - sticky-fied. 

 I mean, he could climb to the tops of tall buildings with his hands - they are so sticky. That is - if he could remove his hand from the wall once he placed it on there.

In the above picture, Mr. James has been soaking his hand for 40 Minutes. 

The Walking Dead

"Night of the Living Dead - James Household"

A play by Courtney James.

The part of Courtney James should be played by a sexy, buxom young Ingenue. (The important part is that she's buxom... and super sexy).

The part of Bobby James should be played by David Tennant.

INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT

COURTNEY

                           Bobby?

Bobby is on the bed, playing "Angry Birds" on his iPhone.

BOBBY

                             Yeah?

COURTNEY

                                 Will you check all the doors to make sure they are locked.

BOBBY

                                I already did.

COURTNEY

(incredulously)

                               Really?

BOBBY

(Obviously lying)

                                Yes.

COURTNEY

(Sigh). I'm going to go check all the doors to make sure they're locked. But if someone murders me in the process- I hope you feel really bad.

BOBBY

(Still playing Angry Birds)

                                I will.

Courtney exits.
Bobby still plays Angry Birds on the bed.

Offstage - There is a sound of snarling and growling.

Courtney returns - acting like a zombie - esque.

COURTNEY

                                 Zombie Growl! Zombie Snarl!

Courtney lurches over Bobby on the bed.

COURTNEY

                                   Brains! Brains!

BOBBY

(Still playing on the iphone - unfazed).

You better  not actually be a zombie - or I'm gonna have to shoot your brains out.

End Scene.

Buttermilk Pancakes.

Yup. I made deez delicious buttermilk pancakes. 

FROM SCRATCH! 

(And then I ate them... ALL OF THEM!!!! NOM! NOM! NOM!) 

Bobby Music

Bobby and I are working on a new video game.
Here are some samples of the music Bobby has made for the game (I lurve it!)

"Mining Village"

"Sad Song" (My favorite!!! I LOVE sad songs!)

"Main Theme"