The Walking Dead

"Night of the Living Dead - James Household"

A play by Courtney James.

The part of Courtney James should be played by a sexy, buxom young Ingenue. (The important part is that she's buxom... and super sexy).

The part of Bobby James should be played by David Tennant.

INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT

COURTNEY

                           Bobby?

Bobby is on the bed, playing "Angry Birds" on his iPhone.

BOBBY

                             Yeah?

COURTNEY

                                 Will you check all the doors to make sure they are locked.

BOBBY

                                I already did.

COURTNEY

(incredulously)

                               Really?

BOBBY

(Obviously lying)

                                Yes.

COURTNEY

(Sigh). I'm going to go check all the doors to make sure they're locked. But if someone murders me in the process- I hope you feel really bad.

BOBBY

(Still playing Angry Birds)

                                I will.

Courtney exits.
Bobby still plays Angry Birds on the bed.

Offstage - There is a sound of snarling and growling.

Courtney returns - acting like a zombie - esque.

COURTNEY

                                 Zombie Growl! Zombie Snarl!

Courtney lurches over Bobby on the bed.

COURTNEY

                                   Brains! Brains!

BOBBY

(Still playing on the iphone - unfazed).

You better  not actually be a zombie - or I'm gonna have to shoot your brains out.

End Scene.