Friday, May 7, 2010

Child Abuse

Dear Children,

You didn't deserve this....




Wednesday, May 5, 2010

For Blog's sake.

I haven't seen much of Mr. James this week. He has been rehearsing for this Friday's show: Voodoo Carnivale!



The show will feature lots of entertaining acts such as Aerialists, Fire Artists, Hoop Performers, Stilt Walkers, Unicyclists and--my personal favorite--"Pole Performers" (read: dancers).

Should be fun for the whole family--if your whole family is 18 and over.


(Unfortunately, no actual Voodoo will be performed during the show).

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

For the love of Blog.

Why Blog? Because I have decided that I am finally conceited enough to start a blog—that, and I’m always trying to compete with 1) Lacee Jones. So, the ball is in your court, Ms. Jones.


This is my Boo… “Robert”…


He hates this picture. But I love it. Bobby's a drummer. We're going to get married June 12th. Maybe. I’m relying on him to show up to the ceremony that day. Within this next month he may realize he's better than me and run away. But if he doesn't--we will marry. Which will be awesome for me since I've already ordered the invites.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Testing...1...2...3....


Here is my preblog. I only created it to compete with Lacee.